Zane's Beard Update
Status: Coney Island-homeless-man shaggy
Put-in-mouth-ability: Fair to stormy
Flavor: Strong overtones of cotton candy. Reasons unknown.
Inquiring minds have a right to know.
posted by Guy Crouchback @ 11:55 AM
5 comments
5 Comments:
Beards do not usually taste like cotton candy. They usually have strong flavors of a fort night of dinners, a little bit oniony and smell like a middle eastern man.
You should count yourself lucky it tastes like cotton candy. It must be hard to keep out of your mouth. I bet you find yourself frequently typing at the computer and half your beard finds it's way into your mouth.
Anyway, if your beard is everything that you described, you ought to post pictures.
Miss you. We should talk on the phone.
Pictures, please!
P.S. You've kind of thrown your bonnet to the wind regarding this "anonymity" stuff, haven't you?
It sounds like a step up from the molting hamster clamped to the chin look that has been known to be sported in the past.
You should post an update, as this is currently completely outdated information... Let the world know what you've done and inspired other foolish men to do...
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